Dear Friend,

Hello there, my name is Jason Morales and i am an U.S. army soldier here in Iraq. I am sorry if this email came to you by surprise, im simply asking for your help. I got your contacts through my personal research from the directory of Wells Fargo bank account holders, and out of desperation. I decided to reach you through this messege, apparently I am having problems with my ATM card and as I can not cash out money with ATM machine here in Iraq, I would really appreciate if you could help me receive some funds from my wells account to your account and send to me or my wife in the U.S. via Western Union, i could not get raw cash from my account as it will take a longer process to do that here.

Please I want you to know that there is no problem, I will be very glad to pay you for helping me to do this with the sum of $200 per each $1,000 transfer to your account. Me and my privates friends here at the base would really appreciate it since situations are really hard for us here in Iraq to cash out any U.S. dollars…
I look forward of hearing back from you as soon as you read this email…
Thanks you and have a nice day!!!

Private Jason Morales,
U.S. Army

jason.morales01@gmail.com

Anoche mi mamá y yo estábamos sentados en la sala hablando de las muchas cosas de la vida… entre otras… estábamos hablando del tema de vivir/morir.
Le dije: “Mamá, nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos de una botella. Si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo. PREFIERO MORIR”

Entonces, mi mamá se levantó con cara de admiración …..

Y me desenchufó el televisor, el DVD, el cable, Internet, la PC, el mp3/4, la PlayStation, el teléfono, me quitó el celular, la notebook y me tiró todas las cervezas!!

q’ lo parió!!…¡¡¡¡ CASI ME MUERO !!!!